Ok, so iv been slightly busy for de last few weeks and the bloggin experience has been neglected, I would luv to blog on my fone while on de bus or train (shout out to Mr Tayo Lewiboro) but I dont take either, i drive evrywhere and im sure drivin and bloggin wud nt be cool especially bcoz I am nt licenced to even be on de roads iv gotta keep it moving and attract minimal attention, no speeding or weaving in and out of lanes, no cutting up people bcoz it cud really be an undercover cop in an unmarked car (I let evryone go, u cud call me some what of a dickhead on de roads) no loud music, furthermore I dnt even hav a CD player, straight tape player (for those dats been dissin me, its better to be safe than sorry).
So theirs been alot of experiences for me ova the last couple of weeks even situations where other people hav said "u shud talk about this in ur blog" iv been dying to blog so im gona touch up on a few... Here we go!
Ok the main issue rigght now is the subject of "Slipping" a word used in compromising situations where someone is exposed and laid bare bcoz of their inability to keep control of a situation.
Ok without mentioning anyones names or telling anyones stories on here we will just look at a few points of what is slipping...
- Is it when you chirpe, start talking to or link someone and then the next day u log onto facebook.com and ur ex is one of their mutual friends or all up in their pictures.
- Is it when your fone rings u look at the screen and u put the fone back in ur pocket and the person calling is standing across de road looking at u.
- Is it when you call someone thinking your fone is set to "hide my number" and its not and they ring back and u feel like throwing ur fone in the canal.
- Is it when the person your dating/seeing/linking asks u disclose your relationship status on facebook.com as in a relationship with or married to them and u do it to avoid beef but ur other links are also your friends on facebook.com and they are notified.
- Is it when you tell someone your somewhere else then they see your motor parked on the side of the road in a completely different area with you inside... with a female (hold tite Mr O.G)
- Is it when your drunk and a friend of a friends cousins sister takes pictures of and posts them on facebook.com
Slipping is all of these and alot more and the reason for this excercise was to establish facebook.com is slippery! Facebook has evolved and is a place to gain information and reveal revelations , how can someone say "nah trust me I saw it on facebook" and with that statement the argument ends. Alot can be revealed on facebook.com, just by browsing someones page u can get a feel of what type of person they, what they do, who their friends are, where they live, who their dating, guys open your eyes, your profile is not your profile, its the worlds profile...
From one hot spot to another hot spot... Bagel King Walworth rd, no not Bagel bite, west ldn dts like 2sq metres big, not Mr Bagel, east ldn... Bagel King, wooly rd, with its promotional walls and its selection of cuisine I have to stay true and have passion for this food joint (for very few) but mainly a rave after the rave without the music and the lights on. How can girls re-apply their make up and guys re-brush their hair to go into Bagel King. Its only by the name that some people would know what they sell, how can I see a girl look like she's queing, purse in hand, lipgloss stil popping at 5am, for a good 20mins to get to the front and say to the guy "can I have a spoon please?". I have also heard someone say "yeah bruv she looked aight in the club, I just need to look properly at Bagel". Lets not lie to ourselves this food joint is not really a food joint its simply the rave after the rave...

3 comments:
Welcome back, ma'am
good read.. wish i would have spoken about baitbook and bagel king either. darn!
I really enjoyed your blog and am glad that u clocked the thing about Bagel king that gave me jokes...keep up the good work!!
dis was real and so funny u should try stand up comedy u knw
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